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Home renovation updates - lots of video!! 📹

Apr 17, 2025

Hi Mall Talkers,

May I just say, I love a good insult. Not a derogatory slur, just a good old fashioned insult. Nobody throws better shade than this group of women. I’ll get into that.

Here’s what I’ve got for ya today.

AN ABSOLUTE 💎GEM 💎FROM THE RHOBH REUNION
HOME RENOVATION UPDATES 🔨
WOMEN IN STEM (except not at all) 👩‍🔬

Shots heard around the world (or the Bravo-verse) 🌎

My favorite kind of housewife is an untethered housewife, and Dorit from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is up, up and away. She DGAF.

This moment has been building for a few seasons now as Sutton, the self-proclaimed “woman who supports women” descended relentlessly lower and lower with her jabs.

Is everything said in this clip excessively petty? Yes. And I love it.

Home Renovation Updates! 🔨

I have a new past time, and it’s called antiquing. After overcoming my judgmental tendencies, I decided to heed my friend’s advice to check out what appeared to be nothing more than a perpetual garage sale. In reality, it was a treasure trove of antique furniture, chandeliers, crystal, lighting, and art. The owner, Jim, is a 70-year old miser with a flip phone who loves to tell everyone he has never opened a computer in his life. Jealous.

Here are some of the special pieces I found at Jim’s trading post.

THE PERFECT DUPE FOR A $2,500 DRESSER ON ETSY

INSANE DINING TABLE 🫅👸

FRENCH SECRETARY 📝

FRENCH SETTEE WITH MOTHER OF PEARL INLAY AND FOOT STOOL 🦪

LIBRARY UPDATE 📚

SMALL TOWN STORY TIME 🌈

Turns out the world really opens up when you’re not such a judgy c*nt.

Is there a hole in the kitchen ceiling due to a leaking shower above? Yes.

Do we currently have an ant problem? Also yes.

Is the second kitchen sink still out of commission? You betcha.

The JOYS!

I can’t even be upset when things go wrong, because I’m just happy to be here.

Celebs rode a big dick to space

Did anyone else find the Blue Origin mission extremely out of touch? You could argue that at least it was women being launched and not more men, but even still, they should have given this opportunity to spend 11 minutes in space to women in STEM who have probably been working towards and dreaming of an experience like this since they were little.

All that to say, Ramona Singer walked so Blue Origin could fly.

PERSONAL UPDATE

Never predicted being the lady with three small dogs, but I’m sure some of you did. Newest member (center) is Lulu. I’m not sure how this happened but here we are.

Thanks for reading! ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡♡˚🏠︎